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Two and a Half Men (2003–2015) — comedy on CBS
About Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men ended on February 19, 2015, on CBS. The series concluded after its 12th season, with the final episode airing that day.
The show was a comedy series that aired from 2003 to 2015. It centered around Charlie, a wealthy bachelor living a carefree Malibu lifestyle, whose world was turned upside down when his brother Alan, facing a divorce, and his son Jake moved in with him. The series explored their family dynamics and personal challenges, often highlighting humorous situations stemming from their contrasting personalities and relationships with other characters like Evelyn, Judith, and neighbor Rose. After Charlie Sheen's departure, Ashton Kutcher joined the cast as Walden Schmidt, a billionaire who eventually bought Charlie's house.
The cast included Jon Cryer as Alan Harper, Angus T. Jones as Jake Harper, Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper, and Marin Hinkle as Judith. The show also featured Conchata Ferrell as Berta, Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper, Melanie Lynskey as Rose, and Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt. The series had a rating of 6.7 on TVMaze and episodes typically ran for 30 minutes.
Two and a Half Men episode schedule
262 aired
Aired · 262
| Date | Ep. | Title |
|---|---|---|
| February 19, 2015 | S12·E15 | Of Course He's Dead - Part One |
| February 19, 2015 | S12·E16 | Of Course He's Dead - Part Two |
| February 12, 2015 | S12·E14 | Don't Give a Monkey a Gun |
| February 5, 2015 | S12·E13 | Boompa Loved His Hookers |
| January 29, 2015 | S12·E12 | A Beer-Battered Rip-Off |
| January 22, 2015 | S12·E11 | For Whom the Booty Calls |
| January 15, 2015 | S12·E10 | Here I Come, Pants! |
| January 8, 2015 | S12·E9 | Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey |
| December 18, 2014 | S12·E8 | Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey |
| December 11, 2014 | S12·E7 | Sex with an Animated Ed Asner |
| December 4, 2014 | S12·E6 | Alan Shot a Little Girl |
| November 27, 2014 | S12·E5 | Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. |
| November 20, 2014 | S12·E4 | Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight |
| November 13, 2014 | S12·E3 | Glamping in a Yurt |
| November 6, 2014 | S12·E2 | A Chic Bar in Ibiza |
| October 30, 2014 | S12·E1 | The Ol' Mexican Spinach |
| May 8, 2014 | S11·E22 | Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead |
| May 1, 2014 | S11·E21 | Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot |
| April 24, 2014 | S11·E20 | Lotta Delis in Little Armenia |
| April 10, 2014 | S11·E19 | Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang |
| April 3, 2014 | S11·E18 | West Side Story |
| March 13, 2014 | S11·E17 | Welcome Home, Jake |
| March 6, 2014 | S11·E16 | How to Get Rid of Alan Harper |
| February 27, 2014 | S11·E15 | Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin |
| February 6, 2014 | S11·E14 | Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe |
| January 30, 2014 | S11·E13 | Bite Me, Supreme Court |
| January 9, 2014 | S11·E12 | Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. |
| January 2, 2014 | S11·E11 | Tazed in the Lady Nuts |
| December 12, 2013 | S11·E10 | On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! |
| December 5, 2013 | S11·E9 | Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer |
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| November 21, 2013 | S11·E8 | Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. |
| November 14, 2013 | S11·E7 | Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie |
| November 7, 2013 | S11·E6 | Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants |
| October 24, 2013 | S11·E5 | Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 |
| October 17, 2013 | S11·E4 | Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank |
| October 10, 2013 | S11·E3 | This Unblessed Biscuit |
| October 3, 2013 | S11·E2 | I Think I Banged Lucille Ball |
| September 26, 2013 | S11·E1 | Nangnangnangnang |
| May 9, 2013 | S10·E23 | Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped |
| May 2, 2013 | S10·E22 | My Bodacious Vidalia |
| April 25, 2013 | S10·E21 | Another Night with Neil Diamond |
| April 4, 2013 | S10·E20 | Bazinga! That's from a TV Show |
| March 14, 2013 | S10·E19 | Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon |
| March 7, 2013 | S10·E18 | The 9:04 from Pemberton |
| February 21, 2013 | S10·E17 | Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries |
| February 14, 2013 | S10·E16 | Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby |
| February 7, 2013 | S10·E15 | Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It |
| January 31, 2013 | S10·E14 | Run, Steven Staven! Run! |
| January 10, 2013 | S10·E13 | Grab a Feather and Get in Line |
| January 3, 2013 | S10·E12 | Welcome to Alancrest |
| December 13, 2012 | S10·E11 | Give Santa a Tail-Hole |
| December 6, 2012 | S10·E10 | One Nut Johnson |
| November 29, 2012 | S10·E9 | I Scream When I Pee |
| November 15, 2012 | S10·E8 | Something My Gynecologist Said |
| November 8, 2012 | S10·E7 | Avoid the Chinese Mustard |
| November 1, 2012 | S10·E6 | Ferrets, Attack! |
| October 25, 2012 | S10·E5 | That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam |
| October 18, 2012 | S10·E4 | You Do Know What the Lollipop's For |
| October 11, 2012 | S10·E3 | Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt |
| October 4, 2012 | S10·E2 | A Big Bag of Dog |
| September 27, 2012 | S10·E1 | I Changed My Mind About the Milk |
| May 14, 2012 | S9·E24 | Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! |
| May 7, 2012 | S9·E23 | The Straw in My Donut Hole |
| April 30, 2012 | S9·E22 | Why We Gave Up Women |
| April 16, 2012 | S9·E21 | Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' |
| April 9, 2012 | S9·E20 | Grandma's Pie |
| March 19, 2012 | S9·E19 | Palmdale, Ech |
| February 27, 2012 | S9·E18 | The War Against Gingivitis |
| February 20, 2012 | S9·E17 | Not in My Mouth! |
| February 13, 2012 | S9·E16 | Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy |
| February 6, 2012 | S9·E15 | The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack |
| January 16, 2012 | S9·E14 | A Possum on Chemo |
| January 2, 2012 | S9·E13 | Slowly and in a Circular Fashion |
| December 12, 2011 | S9·E12 | One False Move, Zimbabwe! |
| December 5, 2011 | S9·E11 | What a Lovely Landing Strip |
| November 21, 2011 | S9·E10 | A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes |
| November 14, 2011 | S9·E9 | Frodo's Headshots |
| November 7, 2011 | S9·E8 | Thank You for the Intercourse |
| October 31, 2011 | S9·E7 | Those Fancy Japanese Toilets |
| October 24, 2011 | S9·E6 | The Squat and the Hover |
| October 17, 2011 | S9·E5 | A Giant Cat Holding a Churro |
| October 10, 2011 | S9·E4 | Nine Magic Fingers |
| October 3, 2011 | S9·E3 | Big Girls Don't Throw Food |
| September 26, 2011 | S9·E2 | People Who Love Peepholes |
| September 19, 2011 | S9·E1 | Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt |
| February 14, 2011 | S8·E16 | That Darn Priest |
| February 7, 2011 | S8·E15 | Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak |
| January 17, 2011 | S8·E14 | Lookin' for Japanese Subs |
| January 3, 2011 | S8·E13 | Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup |
| December 13, 2010 | S8·E12 | Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead |
| December 6, 2010 | S8·E11 | Dead from the Waist Down |
| November 22, 2010 | S8·E10 | Ow, Ow, Don't Stop |
| November 15, 2010 | S8·E9 | A Good Time in Central Africa |
| November 8, 2010 | S8·E8 | Springtime on a Stick |
| November 1, 2010 | S8·E7 | The Crazy Bitch Gazette |
| October 25, 2010 | S8·E6 | Twanging Your Magic Clanger |
| October 18, 2010 | S8·E5 | The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel |
| October 11, 2010 | S8·E4 | Hookers, Hookers, Hookers |
| October 4, 2010 | S8·E3 | A Pudding-Filled Cactus |
| September 27, 2010 | S8·E2 | A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer |
| September 20, 2010 | S8·E1 | Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud |
| May 24, 2010 | S7·E22 | This Is Not Gonna End Well |
| May 17, 2010 | S7·E21 | Gumby with a Pokey |
| May 10, 2010 | S7·E20 | I Called Him Magoo |
| April 12, 2010 | S7·E19 | Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave |
| March 22, 2010 | S7·E18 | Ixnay on the Oggie Day |
| March 8, 2010 | S7·E17 | I Found Your Moustache |
| March 1, 2010 | S7·E16 | Tinkle Like a Princess |
| February 8, 2010 | S7·E15 | Aye, Aye, Captain |
| February 1, 2010 | S7·E14 | Crude and Uncalled For |
| January 18, 2010 | S7·E13 | Yay, No Polyps! |
| January 11, 2010 | S7·E12 | Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste |
| December 14, 2009 | S7·E11 | Warning, It's Dirty |
| December 7, 2009 | S7·E10 | That's Why They Call It Ball Room |
| November 23, 2009 | S7·E9 | Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair |
| November 16, 2009 | S7·E8 | Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. |
| November 9, 2009 | S7·E7 | Untainted by Filth |
| November 2, 2009 | S7·E6 | Give Me Your Thumb |
| October 19, 2009 | S7·E5 | For the Sake of the Child |
| October 12, 2009 | S7·E4 | Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator |
| October 5, 2009 | S7·E3 | Mmm, Fish. Yum. |
| September 28, 2009 | S7·E2 | Whipped Unto the Third Generation |
| September 21, 2009 | S7·E1 | 818-jklpuzo |
| May 18, 2009 | S6·E24 | Baseball with Better Steroids |
| May 11, 2009 | S6·E23 | Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth |
| May 4, 2009 | S6·E22 | Sir Lancelot's Litter Box |
| April 27, 2009 | S6·E21 | Above Exalted Cyclops |
| April 13, 2009 | S6·E20 | Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau |
| March 30, 2009 | S6·E19 | The Two Finger Rule |
| March 16, 2009 | S6·E18 | My Son's Enormous Head |
| March 9, 2009 | S6·E17 | The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? |
| March 2, 2009 | S6·E16 | She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime |
| February 9, 2009 | S6·E15 | I'd Like to Start with the Cat |
| February 2, 2009 | S6·E14 | David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie |
| January 19, 2009 | S6·E13 | I Think You Offended Don |
| January 12, 2009 | S6·E12 | Thank God for Scoliosis |
| December 15, 2008 | S6·E11 | The Devil's Lube |
| December 8, 2008 | S6·E10 | He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited |
| November 24, 2008 | S6·E9 | The Mooch at the Boo |
| November 17, 2008 | S6·E8 | Pinocchio's Mouth |
| November 10, 2008 | S6·E7 | Best H.O. Money Can Buy |
| November 3, 2008 | S6·E6 | It's Always Nazi Week |
| October 20, 2008 | S6·E5 | A Jock Strap in Hell |
| October 13, 2008 | S6·E4 | The Flavin' and the Mavin' |
| October 6, 2008 | S6·E3 | Damn You, Eggs Benedict |
| September 29, 2008 | S6·E2 | Pie Hole, Herb |
| September 22, 2008 | S6·E1 | Taterhead Is Our Love Child |
| May 19, 2008 | S5·E19 | Waiting for the Right Snapper |
| May 12, 2008 | S5·E18 | If My Hole Could Talk |
| May 5, 2008 | S5·E17 | Fish in a Drawer |
| April 28, 2008 | S5·E16 | Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty |
| April 21, 2008 | S5·E15 | Rough Night in Hump Junction |
| April 14, 2008 | S5·E14 | Winky-Dink Time |
| March 31, 2008 | S5·E13 | The Soil Is Moist |
| March 24, 2008 | S5·E12 | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh |
| March 17, 2008 | S5·E11 | Meander to Your Dander |
| November 26, 2007 | S5·E10 | Kinda Like Necrophilia |
| November 19, 2007 | S5·E9 | Tight's Good |
| November 12, 2007 | S5·E8 | Is There a Mrs. Waffles? |
| November 5, 2007 | S5·E7 | Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room |
| October 29, 2007 | S5·E6 | Help Daddy Find His Toenail |
| October 22, 2007 | S5·E5 | Putting Swim Fins on a Cat |
| October 15, 2007 | S5·E4 | City of Great Racks |
| October 8, 2007 | S5·E3 | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo |
| October 1, 2007 | S5·E2 | Media Room Slash Dungeon |
| September 24, 2007 | S5·E1 | Large Birds, Spiders and Mom |
| May 14, 2007 | S4·E24 | Prostitutes and Gelato |
| May 7, 2007 | S4·E23 | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin |
| April 30, 2007 | S4·E22 | Mr. McGlue's Feedbag |
| April 23, 2007 | S4·E21 | Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous |
| April 16, 2007 | S4·E20 | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot |
| April 9, 2007 | S4·E19 | Smooth As a Ken Doll |
| March 19, 2007 | S4·E18 | It Never Rains in Hooterville |
| February 26, 2007 | S4·E17 | I Merely Slept with a Commie |
| February 19, 2007 | S4·E16 | Young People Have Phlegm Too |
| February 12, 2007 | S4·E15 | My Damn Stalker |
| February 5, 2007 | S4·E14 | That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami |
| January 22, 2007 | S4·E13 | Don't Worry, Speed Racer |
| January 8, 2007 | S4·E12 | Castrating Sheep in Montana |
| December 11, 2006 | S4·E11 | Walnuts and Demerol |
| November 27, 2006 | S4·E10 | Kissing Abraham Lincoln |
| November 20, 2006 | S4·E9 | Corey's Been Dead for an Hour |
| November 13, 2006 | S4·E8 | Release the Dogs |
| November 6, 2006 | S4·E7 | Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head |
| October 23, 2006 | S4·E6 | Apologies for the Frivolity |
| October 16, 2006 | S4·E5 | A Live Woman of Proven Fertility |
| October 9, 2006 | S4·E4 | A Pot Smoking Monkey |
| October 2, 2006 | S4·E3 | The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress |
| September 25, 2006 | S4·E2 | Who's Vod Kanockers? |
| September 18, 2006 | S4·E1 | Working for Caligula |
| May 22, 2006 | S3·E24 | That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite |
| May 15, 2006 | S3·E23 | Arguments for the Quickie |
| May 8, 2006 | S3·E22 | Just Once with Aunt Sophie |
| May 1, 2006 | S3·E21 | And the Plot Moistens |
| April 24, 2006 | S3·E20 | Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro |
| April 10, 2006 | S3·E19 | Golly Moses, She's a Muffin |
| March 20, 2006 | S3·E18 | The Spit-Covered Cobbler |
| March 13, 2006 | S3·E17 | The Unfortunate Little Schnauser |
| March 6, 2006 | S3·E16 | Ergo, the Booty Call |
| February 27, 2006 | S3·E15 | My Tongue Is Meat |
| February 6, 2006 | S3·E14 | Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded |
| January 23, 2006 | S3·E13 | Humiliation Is a Visual Medium |
| January 9, 2006 | S3·E12 | That Special Tug |
| December 19, 2005 | S3·E11 | Santa's Village of the Damned |
| November 28, 2005 | S3·E10 | Something Salted and Twisted |
| November 21, 2005 | S3·E9 | Madame and Her Special Friend |
| November 14, 2005 | S3·E8 | That Voodoo That I Do Do |
| November 7, 2005 | S3·E7 | Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop |
| October 24, 2005 | S3·E6 | Hi, Mr. Horned One |
| October 17, 2005 | S3·E5 | We Called It Mr. Pinky |
| October 10, 2005 | S3·E4 | Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs |
| October 3, 2005 | S3·E3 | Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark |
| September 26, 2005 | S3·E2 | Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover |
| September 19, 2005 | S3·E1 | Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts |
| May 23, 2005 | S2·E24 | Does This Smell Funny to You? |
| May 16, 2005 | S2·E23 | Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab |
| May 9, 2005 | S2·E22 | That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother |
| May 2, 2005 | S2·E21 | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On |
| April 18, 2005 | S2·E20 | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey |
| March 21, 2005 | S2·E19 | A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise |
| March 7, 2005 | S2·E18 | It was 'Mame,' Mom |
| February 21, 2005 | S2·E17 | Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! |
| February 14, 2005 | S2·E16 | Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? |
| February 7, 2005 | S2·E15 | Smell the Umbrella Stand |
| January 31, 2005 | S2·E14 | Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts |
| January 17, 2005 | S2·E13 | Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow |
| January 3, 2005 | S2·E12 | A Lung Full of Alan |
| December 13, 2004 | S2·E11 | Last Chance to See Those Tattoos |
| November 29, 2004 | S2·E10 | The Salmon Under My Sweater |
| November 22, 2004 | S2·E9 | Yes, Monsignor |
…and 32 earlier episodes not shown. Long-running show.
Two and a Half Men cast
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Jon Cryeras Alan Harper -
Angus T. Jonesas Jake Harper -
Conchata Ferrellas Berta -
Charlie Sheenas Charlie Harper -
Holland Tayloras Evelyn Harper -
Ashton Kutcheras Walden Schmidt -
Marin Hinkleas Judith -
Melanie Lynskeyas Rose -
Jennifer Tayloras Chelsea -
Amber Tamblynas Jenny -
April Bowlbyas Kandi -
Edan Alexanderas Louis