Thomas Weston Segura is an American stand-up comedian, writer, author, actor, and podcaster. He co-hosts the Your Mom's House podcast with his wife, fellow comedian Christina Pazsitzky. Segura released a book in 2022 titled I'd Like to Play Alone, Please, a collection of allegedly humorous essays. He graduated from Saint Edward's School in Vero Beach, Florida, and from Lenoir-Rhyne University in North Carolina.